One Reason I Love My Mother-in-law

My mother-in-law, about her kids: "You can tell your kids what to do but then they just do whatever they want."

Turning to me, "Good thing I can't tell my daughter-in-law what to do, right?"

Me: "Well, you could try."

My mother-in-law: "Hey, I come here and eat good meals, I know better than to tell you what to do!"